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Amazing Demotivational Poster


AMAZING - Who is this? I NEED TO KNOW.


TAGS: epic amazing hot
Rating: 2.34/5

More motifakes by DookieMan

Achie - May 6, 2009, 8:37 pm
sooo, shiny
TrueX - March 10, 2009, 4:53 pm
Well, if the original picture she has brown eyes this one is shop'd. Still irl if they were contacts you'd be memorized by them regardless.
Omnipotent Impudence - February 11, 2009, 5:47 pm
Heterochromia...look it up.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 23, 2008, 4:41 pm
Lenses, shmenses, would you care at all if she asked you out? No. She could have bionic limbs and you'd still probably say yes. Hmm, that actually might make her pretty cool.
Captain Douchebag - August 23, 2008, 3:32 pm
Captain Douchebag to frog: No shit, Sherlock. 500 Fail Points to you.
frog - August 23, 2008, 2:55 pm
EARTH TO TOOLS, CONTACT LENSES, CONTACT LENSES.....
Anonymous - July 30, 2008, 11:58 pm
Here's a rapidshare with the original along with some others. http://rapidshare.com/files/103189682/desu_eyes.rar
Drenix - July 26, 2008, 8:41 am
And maybe a wig, but it still works...
Sarah - July 25, 2008, 7:36 pm
They're contacts, you fucking morons.


AMAZING ANIMAL FACT - Scientists have recently discovered that a Walrus can smell a dead fish from a distance of 3 miles.




MORTAL ROCK BAND KOMBAT - Flawless victory!!


TAGS: epic amazingness
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 5:26 pm
I like the poster. The guys in the costumes are pretty lame though. Now, if it was a REAL band, I would pay to see them.
Kung-Fu Devil - March 11, 2010, 5:20 pm
After I submitted this, I realise I should have put this in the fodder thread, because even I think this is pretty weak.
R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 5:18 pm
Let's get ready to RUMBLE!


EPIC FAIL - Because regular fail just wasn't good enough.


TAGS: epic fail awesome amazing
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by ZeroJustice

Dhanus - June 4, 2008, 7:19 am
epic fail? wtf? he managed to get the plane into that position without any damage, roll out the stairs and saunter out.. not even close to failing...
antonjr - June 3, 2008, 1:56 pm
wow, "epic fail" - never seen that one used before


YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE -


TAGS: amazing math
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Airman

M0rd3kaI - March 25, 2012, 1:00 pm
Yeah!! Jurrassic park! I LOVE That movie :D damn... this is amazing!
EvilFox302 - May 6, 2011, 6:17 am
Nice little math trick there xDDD Love it. (Just a hint for you oblivious or math retarded people out there, if you mulitiply anything by nine, the digits will ad up to nine. Multiplying by 3 twice is the same thing. So. :P)
simmonsguns - May 1, 2011, 7:37 pm
perfect.
brothaclam - May 1, 2011, 6:30 pm
hahaha! i love it!
dumbthumb - April 30, 2011, 8:42 pm
I wonder what 2 digits at the last step could add up to more than 18.
Feasibly - April 30, 2011, 6:16 pm
darkabyss - What movie are you getting as a result? Mine's Toy Story...
Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 4:19 pm
thank you captain obvious.
darkabyss - April 30, 2011, 12:37 pm
no matter what number i pick its the same result
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:56 am
Oh my! reads MY MIND!!!! Sériously, I love those!!! xx
tellitlikeitis - April 30, 2011, 7:04 am
#9????? Come on now. Leave it up to Telli to calculate this #. No comments pls. I would of preferred #15.
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:43 pm
Hey how did u find my Movie guide quizbook quiz no.5 ...
rerun - April 29, 2011, 5:15 pm

star wars. my math is almost as guud as my spelling
GySgt1811 - April 29, 2011, 5:03 pm
Opps! How did you know?!?!
Airman - April 29, 2011, 3:15 pm
I think Hammy had something to do with the Math.. not sure
Sean - April 29, 2011, 2:49 pm
Yep, works like a charm. That's amazing, Airman. But there's gotta be a trick to it, no?
voodoo3535 - April 29, 2011, 2:02 pm
One of my absolute favorite movies. Matt Damon was awesome in it.


WOMEN ARE AMAZING -


TAGS: smile cracks amazing women
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

house - September 24, 2011, 8:29 am
this pic is from a domestic violence Ad ?? i've seen it before but can't remember where. Great Poster though LA


NOT NOW LADIES -


TAGS: 50s sci fi amazing colossal man
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by sickartist

sickartist - December 27, 2009, 10:41 pm
LOL My bad. Forgot to log in. But it still showed up on my motifake list.
agdaniele - December 27, 2009, 9:55 pm
Anonymous post=1L - which is a shame, because this is excellent.


CHUCK - He's better than you.


TAGS: chuck norris rox rocks better than you immortal amazing awesome kewl cool
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by spedrick henster

Seb - December 13, 2008, 5:30 pm
That is Jealousy talking there "f". And Chuck Norris never needed a gun anyway. He is simply about to break it.
f - September 2, 2008, 5:50 pm
Most over rated redneck white trash bum ever
datnigga - July 30, 2008, 3:31 am
chuck norris has a gun. OH SHI-


AMAZING - There's not a cloud in the sky


TAGS: tree woman amazing cloud sky
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by SerpentMaster

mariand - May 30, 2011, 3:52 pm
...nor leafs on this tree :)))


Origins -


TAGS: for his next amazing trick
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

lgvernon - March 20, 2016, 3:35 pm

Cracked me up!


MOWING THE YARD -


TAGS: amazing we are alive
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

grateful - November 14, 2011, 8:42 pm
i couldn't stop laughing, sorry. thanx 4 the picture
Darlin - April 19, 2011, 10:12 pm
omg!!! This was hilarious 5L's
schammelt03 - August 28, 2010, 11:12 am
i couldn't stop reading


AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER TO HAITI? -


TAGS: amazing ships
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - April 20, 2011, 7:25 pm
I just wish that for once, just once, Mooooooooooooooooooooooo would use his turn signals.
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 7:24 pm
I was talking about US NAVY Aircraft carriers..ohhh nvm...
Sean - April 20, 2011, 7:09 pm
Ooooooooh. Nevermind.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 7:01 pm
I was talking about land based nuclear power plants.
Airman - April 20, 2011, 7:00 pm
11 Fixed Wing Carriers.. not counting the ones with the helicopters and harriers
Airman - April 20, 2011, 6:57 pm
Geese don't count as aircraft Sean
Sean - April 20, 2011, 6:52 pm
I'm pretty sure there are more than 11 active Canadian Aircraft Carriers -- the Great Lakes alone are patrolled by 6.
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 6:29 pm
11 active AIRCRAFT Carriers that is, there are way more in the fleet.
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 6:27 pm
yes all 11 that are active are nuclear powered.
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 6:25 pm
5L, this looks like my husband's Ship...the CVN 72?
Sean - April 20, 2011, 6:23 pm
Are all eleven nuclear, though? I know at least nine of them are. And it's more than eleven in total, if you count the non-nuclear powered one.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 6:20 pm
We do, There are at least 11 in Canada...Not sure about the US,
Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 4:04 pm
If we can make nuclear power safe aboard an aircraft carrier, why not make land-based nuclear power plants equally safe?
culos - March 25, 2011, 6:07 pm
Yours?
5150monkeylove - March 25, 2011, 5:07 pm
Oh and had a baby born on board.
5150monkeylove - March 25, 2011, 5:06 pm
I just bumped into this one, I know its old, but my carrier assisted with the Mt. Pinatubo explosion in the PI. we even turned 1/2 a hanger bay into a dog kennel.
Chrelle66 - January 26, 2010, 4:13 pm
Definitely one of the better uses of military might.
Anonymous2 - January 14, 2010, 8:29 pm
While I knew about this from a previous MotiFake, how many other countries have such crafts, and how many are THEY sending?
John R - January 14, 2010, 6:42 pm
Amen and God Bless our military men and women.
erock - January 14, 2010, 6:39 pm
Airman
erock - January 14, 2010, 6:38 pm
thanks for the info airman


THE SADDEST SOUND -


TAGS: amazingly bad grace
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2010, 2:21 am
I just think guys in skirts are creepy....now, Girls in Kilts...that's a whole different animal.
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 2:18 am
I do like this poster a lot... anything that can make light of dark.
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 2:12 am
Harboring some disturbing memories, moooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2010, 2:08 am
I can handle bagpipes, But Kilts on men really disturb me. 5L
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 2:03 am
Piper down!
CANADA - January 4, 2010, 2:00 am
I should have learned the pipes when i had the chance


ZAPHOD - I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.




SO WHAT - If I Don't Get 5 Lions? This Guy Deserves Some Recognition!


TAGS: old guy amazing
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Shaq123

Ding - January 30, 2011, 9:27 am
1 magnet... for the photo.. I agree with monkeylove (oo that sounds real wierd...)
5150monkeylove - January 30, 2011, 12:06 am
You could have at least put some effort into it. 1L for not even mentioning his magnetic personality


MAGIC - peek a boo Just as amazing as actually disapearing




CRAZY CAPTCHA YOUTUBE COINCIDENCE! -




THE MAGIC OF MODERN MEDICINE - Everyday brings new breakthroughs


TAGS: amazing surgeon
Rating: 3.49/5

More motifakes by Airman

TheSarge - November 25, 2009, 11:40 pm
Nice!
Overlord Douchebag - November 24, 2009, 10:13 pm
Ha! Excellent.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:12 pm
Outstanding!
Airman - November 24, 2009, 12:47 pm
hee hee
KDP3 - November 24, 2009, 12:33 pm
HOLY SHIT! 5 lions. Airman you have no clue how I'd reacted to this


BEAUTIFUL - The picture is serene, The setting is amazing Too bad you’re colorblind.


TAGS: amazing landscape b w
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Grim [email protected]

Derek - November 18, 2009, 4:44 pm
Now teasing the slightly-disabled :})


BANNERS - MAKING PICTURES SWF AND DESTROYING AMAZING PICTURES ONE POSTING AT A TIME




PROLIFIC CUBBY CREATIONISM -




FRANK WEST -


TAGS: frank west own amazing zombie domination
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Jack

sher mcfakename - March 10, 2009, 6:43 pm
maybe its kuz im a nurd but frank here dident even know how to shoot a gun... but he did film wars you know


VACATION -


TAGS: amazing race
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 8:02 am
I lol'd...5 Poddles


SQUIDS!! - squids. quietly awesome.




THE AMAZING NEW PHOTOSHOP DIET -




STRANGE PET COLLECTION -


TAGS: pet wierd amazing
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

JLBachs - February 28, 2011, 6:11 pm
I like the pet that little rhino up top has.


CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: janchallenge it is amazing im still alive
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by sickartist

vihtori - January 25, 2010, 3:29 am
nicely done.. 5 suicide tigers for u!
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 3:45 pm
that would be sweet into a lake
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 12:20 pm
5 little rascals
Airman - January 22, 2010, 11:39 am
really good one
Fatt Matt - January 22, 2010, 10:25 am
Excellent! +5 stitches and broken bones
rerun - January 22, 2010, 7:38 am

this is the before image of a few of our resident Motifakers


RON NEEDS TO THINK ABOUT - an equipment upgrade this year The MAC 'Jules Verne' Edition may have trouble with the new OS


TAGS: amazing what comes out of it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Airman

Derek - February 6, 2010, 4:25 am
A fine example of Steam Punk design.
ronsart - February 5, 2010, 5:48 pm
lol...thanks Mr. Airman...yep, the old G5 is getting old and slow...but, enjoy the PC laptop...thanks again for poster...I don,t care what FattMatt says...ur a good man and motifaker...lol


GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: welcome newest greybeard amazing feat
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Zed - November 3, 2009, 4:50 am
Congratulations, Bart. Sadly, despite my best efforts, I didn't win in the Timmy of the Year contest. (Not that there are any actual "winners" in that contest.)
RONSART - November 2, 2009, 10:18 pm
jez...maybe not...u,d be brutal...lol...so better off me just stealing and doing my own for the office here....lol
RONSART - November 2, 2009, 10:15 pm
my 5L...the border, font (pure joy), should have saved for me...lol...you know...why don,t you make one for all greybeards using this...too precious to waste just on Mr. Bart...if not everyone...then just one for me then...lol thx...lol
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 10:07 pm
Sweet. Awesome thought.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 10:05 pm
Just don't start thinking you can stop 1L's mid-air now!
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 10:04 pm
Neo shouldn't have died. That ending SUCKED!
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 10:03 pm
Why is it chosen ones tend to get it in the end? Wait...this isn't like that "Lottery" short story is it? *eyes shift to and fro*
BoneCD - November 2, 2009, 9:51 pm
Matrix...
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 9:43 pm
Don't worry. I won't go all Anakin Skywalker on you guys...unless the Emperor offers me a mustang. That's be a tough choice.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 9:38 pm
He's the chosen one... he was supposed to support the crew... not destroy it!
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:35 pm
Oops... "One" I didn't capitalize it.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:34 pm
Did not the Oracles prophesy this one? And Lo there will be much sleep apnea and lower intestinal discomfort...
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 9:34 pm
Whatever do you mean, Random?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 9:31 pm
Does that mean your going to be shut up for awhile?
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 9:31 pm
Five!
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 9:30 pm
Yes, I'm awesome...and still so humble.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 9:28 pm
Ha! Love it aggy.


TUNNELS - They are banned, but this one is amazing




CREEPSTACHE - It's catching on.


TAGS: mustache creep amazing
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by b

Claire - October 9, 2009, 6:47 pm
Dear God, they're clones!
fapman - October 7, 2009, 6:44 pm
that chick on the far left looks very tappable


USA Forewarned -


TAGS: amazing race canada national symbols war biggest fear usa
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 29, 2015, 10:28 pm
Ok but ya gotta luv beavers!
MissPriss - June 29, 2015, 10:24 pm
We called war...but we're sorry teehee.
MissPriss - June 29, 2015, 10:23 pm
Nope...Texas!
GaryO - June 27, 2015, 12:48 am
Please....take me
mizzdizz - June 26, 2015, 11:56 pm
That would be the Canadian Navy's equivalent of a destroyer class boat? LOL! Luv it Prissy! 5L!
Oldsod - June 26, 2015, 12:41 pm
Coming to take our cheese?


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